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A father entered the room of his daughter. She was not there, but there was a letter on her bed. He immediately started to think about the worst case. With shaky hands, he opened the letter and read:
My dear dad,
I'm so sorry to inform you that I ran away with my new boyfriend. I found at last the real love! Oh, if you could just see him! He is so handsome with his tattoos and earrings and so gorgeous on his fast motorcycle! But it's not just this. At last I'm pregnant! John says that we'll be really fine in his trailer in the thick of the forest and he wants us to have a lot of children. Of course, this is my dream too! I also discovered that marijuana does not harm you. That's why we decided to cultivate it for ourselves and our friends, when we run out of cocaine and heroin. Moreover, I hope that Science will find soon a cure for AIDS, so that John will be cured. He deserves it!
Daddy, I don't want you to worry about me. I'm already 15 years old and I can take care of myself. After all, John is so strong with his wisdom of his 47 years. He guides and advises me in the best way for my choices, like my choice to become an atheist! I hope I'll be back to you soon, so that you can see your grandchildren!
I love you!
Many kisses,
Your beloved little girl!
P.S. I'm just kidding, dad! Relax! I'm in Mary's house. I just wanted to tell you that in this life there are really worse things than the grades of this term that you'll find on my desk!!
My dear dad,
I'm so sorry to inform you that I ran away with my new boyfriend. I found at last the real love! Oh, if you could just see him! He is so handsome with his tattoos and earrings and so gorgeous on his fast motorcycle! But it's not just this. At last I'm pregnant! John says that we'll be really fine in his trailer in the thick of the forest and he wants us to have a lot of children. Of course, this is my dream too! I also discovered that marijuana does not harm you. That's why we decided to cultivate it for ourselves and our friends, when we run out of cocaine and heroin. Moreover, I hope that Science will find soon a cure for AIDS, so that John will be cured. He deserves it!
Daddy, I don't want you to worry about me. I'm already 15 years old and I can take care of myself. After all, John is so strong with his wisdom of his 47 years. He guides and advises me in the best way for my choices, like my choice to become an atheist! I hope I'll be back to you soon, so that you can see your grandchildren!
I love you!
Many kisses,
Your beloved little girl!
P.S. I'm just kidding, dad! Relax! I'm in Mary's house. I just wanted to tell you that in this life there are really worse things than the grades of this term that you'll find on my desk!!
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I couldn't resist the temptation of posting this text! I had found the basic idea in an e-mail, so I thought to write this!
Personally, my grades were always excellent, so I don't have any similar experience. I think though that these cases are something that could cause 3 heart-attacks at once to most parents!
Note: Becoming an atheist is considered to be bad for many parents, so I thought to include it, without any more "deep philosophical meaning".
In this life there are really worse things than [...], so don't complain with the first difficulty.
Cheer up! "Tomorrow is another day"!
Personally, my grades were always excellent, so I don't have any similar experience. I think though that these cases are something that could cause 3 heart-attacks at once to most parents!
Note: Becoming an atheist is considered to be bad for many parents, so I thought to include it, without any more "deep philosophical meaning".
In this life there are really worse things than [...], so don't complain with the first difficulty.
Cheer up! "Tomorrow is another day"!
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Hilarious what a way to explain yourself i honestly can't stop laughing this was good
hell part of me wants to make a cartoon of this cause this was really funny (but i won't cause animation takes way to much time) anyway id like to give you a round of applause so here we go (clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)
hell part of me wants to make a cartoon of this cause this was really funny (but i won't cause animation takes way to much time) anyway id like to give you a round of applause so here we go (clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)